I'm an LMTS at Salesforce Marketing Cloud in New York City who enjoys craft beers, gambling in Las Vegas and beyond, sneakers, music, gadgets, Android, vanity URLs.
I made http://elbo.ws
Dave the dog
at Delray Beach ~ South End
at 50 Ocean
at Delray Beach - Atlantic Ave.
Let’s go back to New Orleans and brand new kicks (that I ruined that very evening) #latergram (at Chartres House)
On sale. Today only. (at Gryffinpour)
I know this is from a few weeks ago, but still funny
I would wear this Apple watch.
Happy #Caturday. Stay warm (at Gryffinpour)
at Manatawny Still Works
Heading to work like
Watching “My Cat From Hell” on Animal Planet and this jerk’s tail keeps gently brushing my head. Help me Jackson Galaxy!
Yahoo Fantasy Football on my Samsung TV. Is this real life?
Atlantic City vs Las Vegas Strip Casino Win
#tbt to my first day of kindergarten. no filter needed to make this one look old.
can game on lock (at Hilliard’s Brewery)
Just look at this pitbull playing with bubbles (and imagine how much better if it were the rapper, Pitbull)
Who wore it best? - 2014 VMA & Emmy edition
Just look at these women stealing a new lawn
Just look at this armadillo playing with a toy!
What Instagram would look like with Android’s new Material Design
A shot from Monmouth Park last weekend.
Just look at these baby goats standing on a dog
#BenFolds #Smoke (at The Mann Center for the Performing Arts)
Bicycle built for two Roaches! (at Mike Shannon’s Steaks & Seafood)
these arch pods are tight (at St. Loius Gateway Arch, Missouri)
Will Ferrell and Chad Smith Drum-Off (by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon)
I love Will Forte, but there’s something to be said about the state of network sitcoms when they have to order a show with only one lead.
Ok, now… NOW I’m done #4096 #2048
Ok done #2048
Good morning waffle taco! #blessed (at Taco Bell)
The Office ‘1997’ References - I love a good supercut
6 days, guys (at Taco Bell)
#priorities in book form (at Gryffinpour)
Lie Witness News - SXSW Edition (by Jimmy Kimmel Live)
No No NO.
Full McBain movie hidden throughout Simpsons eps
Pool at the Bienville House (at Bienville House)
Just watching a parade in #NOLA
at Royal Street
Microsoft’s product placement is getting absurd