brandon

Someone explain why this is open at 10am.. and in 2012.. (Taken with instagram)

Someone’s happy we cleaned the fish tank… (Taken with instagram)

jkottke:

A bunch of cute kids review Bangarang by Skrillex.

What is dupstep?

I’ve never heard of that.

Daddy loves dubstep.

A couple of the kids were asked what “the drop” meant:

I think the drop is when you drop being sensible.

When it gets really quiet and then it gets really really really loud. BANG!

(via ★interesting)

These look like the fake shows they’d have on 30 Rock

nbctv:

New 2012-13 NBC Comedies

Miller High Life Veterans Cans /via @DrLari

stufferinlikes:

Photo my dad took of my mom and brother. #happymothersday (Taken with instagram)

pbreviews:

“Siri, What does Marcellus Wallace look like?!”

Zooooom (Taken with instagram)

Sorta brunch (Taken with Instagram at The Roach Motel)

brooklynmutt:

President Barack Obama and Jimmy Fallon laugh while being briefed on the “Slow Jam the News” segment backstage before taping “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” at the University of North Carolina Memorial Hall in Chapel Hill, N.C., April 24, 2012. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza - The White House on Flickr.)

Playing with blurs in Instagram (Taken with instagram)

Hooper Selection (iPad Keyboard Prototype) (by danielchasehooper)

Taken with Instagram at Lincoln Memorial

Black on black

“it smells like reptiles in here” -alex (Taken with instagram)

Butter lover (Taken with Instagram at Open City)

That banner is just…

cheatsheet:

newsweek:

The many sad faces of Newt Gincrich: a gallery. Miss u already, Newt.

<3

Jay designing the Nets logo. (by paulingford) /via @_zigga

dailyturd:

April 30, 2012 - Albert Pujols

Oh, Albert Pujols. More like Albert Poo-hole amirite??! Last night was one of your more productive games of the year, 1 hit and a run in 4 at bats and only a single strike out. You even raised your average from .216 to .217. But it’s what you did not do that earns you our first ever Turd of the Month. You did not hit a single home run in April. Fantasy owners everywhere who drafted you 1, 2, or 3 or spent $40+ on you are scratching their heads and in most cases ripping their eyes out with a spoon. You are just awful.

In your last ten games you are 4/39 with 8 strike outs. Your average has dropped from .276 to .217. You had only a single extra base hit. You had ZERO RBIs. I repeat, ZERO RBIs.

At this moment in time, Chone Figgins… Chone Motherfucking Figgins… the man who told reporters after his first dinger weeks ago “Usually I try to hit one a year” has 2 home runs. Let’s just let that sink in for a bit. Chone Figgins has 2 times as many home runs as that giant sack of turd, Albert Pujols.

Thanks, Turd.

Now I need a dog.

saltwatertherapy:

Each of my corgis will have one…